”—Remind me not to agree to a blind date next year.”
"Roman saint commemorated on February 14 since the Middle Ages. but yes also to get us laid"
"Well, so long as you’re having fun I guess. — though you’re probably the only man who actually remembers Valentine.”
“—Does anyone actually know the story of Saint Valentine, or is this literally just a day used for men to get laid?”
Jack grinned, wanting nothing more than to enjoy the night with Jane and JJ. God, he could just imagine JJ wanting to help out with the cooking and getting every single piece of food stuck to him. “Sounds like the best night I could possibly ask for.” He checked the clock, and decided it was time to go make sure the car seat was in place properly before Jane socked him with a punch, a laugh of surprise falling from his mouth as he threw up his hands in defence. “Hey hey, no punching the hero, I bruise easily… But seriously Jane. You and the little monster deserve each other. And I just wanted to see you two together and happy again.”
"The three of us deserve each other, Jack." Jane corrected, her previously wide smile having faded to a serious expression so that he could see that she meant it. "He wouldn’t be here without you…in so many ways. You can bet that I’ll always tell him stories of how his Uncle Jack saved the day…" the memories came to the front of her mind just as soon as the words came out and she could only move to wrap her arms around her friend. "We’re going to be a family, all of us. Maybe not in the traditional sense, but who needs to be traditional?"
- "I know a game we can play with all this chocolate."
- "I’m going to lay you down on a bed of roses and…"
- "I can put it on using just my mouth."
- "I can take it off using just my teeth."
- "You’re such a tease!"
- "I’ll give you a pearl necklace later."
- "It’s valentines, we can do whatever you want."
- "I bought a new costume… but I need help getting into it."
- "I need help getting out of this dress."
- "Don’t get it in my hair!"
- "You’re sweating already."
- "That was quick."
- "Don’t go yet."
- "You need to go, now!"
- "Hide under the bed."
- "You usually get it up quicker…"
- "You usually like that…"
- "That is a massive turn off."
- "When they said I was whipped, I don’t think they had this in mind…"
- "Gross, we’re not trying that."
- "You dropped something, let me bend over and get it for you."
- "You’re filling me up!"
- "It’s so big!"
- "Who’d have guess you liked it rough?"
- "Don’t lick there!"
- "Teeth! Stop it with the teeth!"
- "I… don’t think it’ll fit."
- "Why would you settle for 7 minutes in heaven when you could have a whole night with me?"
- "Is that my gift in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
- "How are we both still dressed?"
- "Careful, don’t rip it."
- "Nhhg, quit it, I’ve not finished my shift."
- "Can I take it out, please the vibrations are sending me crazy?!"
- "Can I take it out now; sitting down is becoming more and more difficult."
- "I can’t think straight around you."
- "St-stop that. I have work to do, we can do it after."
- "Nice lingerie, but get off of my desk."
- "How romantic…"
- "I love it when you talk dirty."
- "I’ve got a collar with your name on it."
- "We can’t! They’re in the next room, they’ll hear us."
- "Now I just have a wet neck and a hickey that will fade in the hour… great."
- "I’ve got a bag full of massage oils and you know the magic my fingers can do, I’ll be over in a few."
- "This is so embarrassing, I had a dream about you yesterday."
- "Shh shh, if you moan like that we’ll get caught."
- "I didn’t know you were one for watching."